Showing posts with label religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label religion. Show all posts

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

A Deal with The Devil


We've all seen The Exorcist - easily one of the scariest films of all time, but here's an equally frightening story, that is completly true. It's the story of Clara Germana Cele, a young girl who because possessed by demonic forces. Read on for all the terrifying details. Don't forget to hold tight to your blankie!

It began in the year 1906 in the quiet Marianhill Order mission school in South Africa. It ended with a horrifying bang. For in the August of 1906, the 16 year-old Clara Germana Cele confessed to the school's Father Erasmus Horner, who she had known since the age of 4, had made a pact with the Devil himself, Satan. But this must have been a bad move, because within the next few weeks, all Hell broke loose. Germana began to act increasinly perculiar. She would grunt and bark like an animal, rip of her clothes, break apart her bed and spoke to, what appeared to be, invisible entities. The nuns and the priests of the school became increasingly concerned and confused. To add to the confusion, Germana was said to shout out,
"Sister, please call Father Erasmus! I must confess and tell everything. But quick, quick, or Satan will kill me. He has me in his power!"

Things only got worse from here on.


Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Two Headed Cow Born - A Miracle?

Yep, that's right, this is moo joke. Last Saturday a cow was born in Egypt with two (fully functional) heads! The farmer and several others instantly described it as a 'devine miracle' and surely a sign of God. I, on the other hand, think it's an ugly freak. What's the point of a two-headed cow?! There's not much meat on a skull! A miracle or a freak? Whatever it is, one thing is for certain; cow's are officially the greediest animals. First three stomachs and now two heads! The spoilt cow.







Article

Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Jesus Himself or Just a Load of Shit?


If Jesus was a celebrity he could be put into the same category as Britney Spears and Robbie Williams if this is to be believed. Starting with a boom and ending in a blob. His debut role being in the world-famous Bible and later appearing in many well-renowned paintings. But now he's appearing on slices of toast, frying pans, towels, Google Earth, a dog and now a drainpipe!

According to Alex Cotton from Wyken, Jesus Christ himself has made a very special guest appearance on the side his drainpipe in their house, out of all places. But is this actually the face of one of religion's biggest characters? Or is it just an illusion? One thing's for certain though; this is quite possible the most famous drainpipe in history. Yet, despite this being the first ever time he has shown his face in Coventry, the Pope refuses to visit!

Coventry Telegraph article