Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Vampires. They don't just suck your blood, they crash your car...apparently.

Breaking news: Vampires, the masters of the dark, are not just after your blood. They're after your motor! Or more specifically your crashed motor.

An unnamed woman driving her SUV through Colorado's Grand Valley swore she sore a winged, fanged cousin of Dracula. She immediately put the SUV into reverse and...fell straight into the canal.

Epic fail.

According to Police they found no evidence that she had smoked a joint or drunk a few too many. Although there was no tracks left by this so called 'vampire' it does seem highly likely that such an incident would happen. With vampires becoming glittery, perhaps the light from her SUV glared of the vamp and disorientated her? Perhaps we will never know.

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