Friday 2 July 2010

Never Prank The Bigfoot!

If you saw a Sasquatch right in front of you, what would you do? Try to capture it on video? Perhaps. But what if you saw a Sasquatch whilst you ate Jack Links Beef Jerky? Well that's a whole different story. You're going to prank that hairy beast! But that may not be the best idea....


Thursday 1 July 2010

Robert The Doll


Haunted toys. We've all seen them in films. From Puppet Master to Child Play, haunted dolls provide great material for horror movies. But do such things exist? Well, the simple answer would appear to be, Yes.  One of the most notorious cases involves a little doll that goes by the name of Robert and what a weird and VERY scary doll it is too. Is the doll really possessed/ alive? 


Urban Legend 1: The Drip


Ladies and Gentlemen and everyone else, here at the Circus of the Freaky Urban Legends are the staple diet for the demons that dwell in the darkness. Everyone loves to hear them, even if they may not be totally true, they still have the power to send shivers up the spines of listeners, especially on a cold, stormy night. Every legend has a beginning.

So, grab your safety blanket as we kick off with the very first Circus Of The Freaky Urban Legend. Below are three well known modern Legends, each of which share two things in common; an old lady and a dog. Nothing creepy about that, I hear you squeal.

The first one is an Urban Legend I like to call "The Old Woman and the Dripping Dog"


Urban Legend 2: Hot Dog!


Now, you rotten scumbags, time for the next dog/OAP related spook story. This one I call "Hot Dog"....

A rather old lady, around the age of 60, offered to look after her daugter's new puppy, whilst she went out with her husband to see their young sons perform in their school's play. The house is empty and there's nothing on TV, so, the woman has an idea; let's take the dog for a walk! Why not? Why not, indeed.

Urban Legend 3: Alone With The Dogs



In a similar way to the first story, this Legend focuses on an OAP who has recently lost her husband. And like that story, she too had dog companionship. However, unlike the first, she had more than one dog, in fact she had several.

Well, this story takes place during the summer holiday (early August). The woman's only son's family have gone off on holiday for a month (to Spain where the wife's family live) and asked their neighbour (their only neighbour) to look after her, in case anything should happen. This goes to plan for the first few days as the neighbour constantly checks on the old lady to see how she's coping, etc. But it doesn't last too long, and VERY quickly the neighbour stops visiting. So, the OAP is forced to do everything herself, despite her restrictive old body. A few nights later, the old woman is struggling to step out of the bath. It has a raised edge to it and she is unable to lift her legs up high enough to step over this edge. So, obviously, she struggles, slips and trips cracking her back against the floor tiles. Perhaps it was her old age, or maybe she had broken her already weak neck/spine as she fell, but she was completely paralysed and unable to move from the neck down. Her screams of pain caused the dogs to come rushing up to the bathroom door and begin scratching at it.

The Unsolved Mystery Of Number Stations

Everyone knows about Bigfoot, UFOs, Ghosts and Nessie, but one of the most interesting and creepy lesser-known mysteries has to be, what is often termed as, Number Stations. Unlike the previously mentioned mysteries, the Number Stations phenomena is very real indeed - full of unquestionable evidence. These stations DO exist. Anyone, in possession of a shortwave radio, can tune into one of the many Number Stations at any time.

In short, a Number Station broadcasts a series of continuous and endless numbers occasionally broken up by strange sounds or eerie music. The numbers seem to be read by men, women and even children voices in a bizarre and monotonous tone. Despite questioning governments etc about these broadcasts no one has received a reply. Odd.

But why do they exist?

One of the most widely agreed upon theories to explain this peculiar question is the possibility that it is linked to espionage; spies! Perhaps it's a code that only those with the knowledge to crack it understand. But if this is the case, this begs the question; what messages are they sending for it to be such a secret? Warfare? Or something more sinister? Perhaps they're signals to another world? Another dimension? Time traveling? A strange countdown to some terrible event?

Who knows?


Take a listen for yourself by visiting The Conet Project's site. They're incredibly haunting and creepy.

Leprechaun: America's Most Wanted



Colorado Police are after an unknown man dressed in a leprechaun costume. He was spotted by several slightly confused shoppers at a local supermarket dressed in all green, complete with a wee little ginger beard, and using his fingers as a gun and for more...obscene gestures! Police have still yet to capture this clover-loving fiend, meaning the little guy is still at large. Police are currently looking for a magical rainbow for further clues.

Was this some kind of prank? An escaped loony? Or was it actually the real deal? Nah, it was probably a loony.

Colorado Daily

Huffington Post

Wednesday 30 June 2010

Blonde Bigfoot Close Encounter


One of the biggest names in Cryptozoology, Bigfoot, was recently seen in North Carolina. According to Tim Peeler, he was just taking a stroll, calling out for coyotes (like you do) when he was greeted by the incredible creature. His description appears to be rather standard; "10-foot tall," hairy, etc. But there was a vital difference. This Bigfoot apparently had "beautiful" blond hair.

Now this story is pretty interesting. First off, the majority of reports describe the 'animal' as a brown haired figure (especially American Sasquatch), so was this one a albino Bigfoot? Secondly, sightings of Bigfoot are incredibly rare, and when one is spotted it is normally hidden behind some branches/trees/etc. So for one to stroll right up to Mr. Peeler is very odd indeed. Was it curious? Was it young and still learning? Or does this prove that blonds really are stupid? (I kid, of course).

No harm was caused to either man or almost-man as the Bigfoot soon fled back into the forest one Peeler started shouting at it, "Get away from here! Get! Get!"



Here's an article for more details.

Vampires. They don't just suck your blood, they crash your car...apparently.

Breaking news: Vampires, the masters of the dark, are not just after your blood. They're after your motor! Or more specifically your crashed motor.

An unnamed woman driving her SUV through Colorado's Grand Valley swore she sore a winged, fanged cousin of Dracula. She immediately put the SUV into reverse and...fell straight into the canal.

Epic fail.

According to Police they found no evidence that she had smoked a joint or drunk a few too many. Although there was no tracks left by this so called 'vampire' it does seem highly likely that such an incident would happen. With vampires becoming glittery, perhaps the light from her SUV glared of the vamp and disorientated her? Perhaps we will never know.

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Jesus Himself or Just a Load of Shit?


If Jesus was a celebrity he could be put into the same category as Britney Spears and Robbie Williams if this is to be believed. Starting with a boom and ending in a blob. His debut role being in the world-famous Bible and later appearing in many well-renowned paintings. But now he's appearing on slices of toast, frying pans, towels, Google Earth, a dog and now a drainpipe!

According to Alex Cotton from Wyken, Jesus Christ himself has made a very special guest appearance on the side his drainpipe in their house, out of all places. But is this actually the face of one of religion's biggest characters? Or is it just an illusion? One thing's for certain though; this is quite possible the most famous drainpipe in history. Yet, despite this being the first ever time he has shown his face in Coventry, the Pope refuses to visit!

Coventry Telegraph article

Robosaurus - The Definition of awesomeness! Roar!


What would you see if you looked up the word 'Awesome' in a dictionary? "Robosaurus?" No, you idiot, you would get the definition of 'Awesome!' But no other thing, in this world at least, is quite as awesome as the...awesome ROBOSAURUS!

Forget Godzilla, he's a has-been. For this is pure power! Measuring 40ft (12meters) in height and weighing 30 tons, this monster can crush cars, lorries, and even airplanes in it's jaws. Built in 1988 by Doug Malewicki (for a sum of $2.2 million!), nothing comes close to this monster. Not even the creature it was based on; the almighty T-Rex would look like a midget in a Peter Pan costume compared to this guy. What else can breath fire, crush anything and lift objects 5 storeys off the ground?!

But why there hell was it even made? I'm thinking two things. Either world domination or...world domination. But the Freak is wrong for apparently the whole idea came from wanting to create a real Transformer.

And be sure to check out the creature's own website for some incredible photos/videos and info...


200 Crop Circles Appear in Wiltshire


A jumbo sized crop circle has appeared in a Wiltshire field, a county known to be one of the UK's biggest UFO hot spots. (Why the hell an alien would want to visit Wiltshire, I don't know) The formation consists off 200 circles of various sizes. Is this just an elaborate hoax (even if that was soooo 90s)? Or are some hooded aliens graffiting our countryside?

Article from The Metro


Personally I very much doubt it's a group of hoaxers with nothing better to do. If you ask me, it's aliens. The circles are signs. Signs warning us off our destruction. Hello apocalypse!

Speaking of crop circles, here's a fascinating video on this mystery...




According to that video, perhaps crop circles are indeed a sign of the end of times. Is it just a coincidence that the crop circle (4:58 on the video) specifically mentions the 30Th June? What day is it today? The 30Th of June. Spooky.

Last 5 Films Seen

I'm a HUGE fan of horror films, from slashers to zombies to vampires and even to gialli. I can't get enough! So, every now and then I'll post up a list of 5 films that I've seen lately. This will be complete with a tiny little review and a trailer (for the majority). Here goes nothing:

1) The Legend of Bigfoot - Harry Winer, 1976.

Bigfoot. What a guy. Keeps himself to himself and stays out of contact with humans (so much so people question his existence). Sounds a bit like me. In this strange hybrid of a documentary/film, Bigfoot 'celebrity' Ivan Marx attempts to track down the elusive beast. A film almost made up completely with stock footage of wildlife, tenuously linked to the creature, this film can be a bit dull. But for any Bigfoot fans out there, check it out, at least for some giggles. According to this 'documentary', when Bigfoot's in town, goats kill themselves. Oh and Bigfoot migrates. Apparently.




2) Not of this Earth
- Roger Corman, 1957.

One of the most prolific independent film makers EVER, Roger Corman, directs this rather dark and very sinister sci-fi horror. An alien being with the power of mind control comes to earth, but he's not here just for the sun. Full of 1950’s red fear and a pretty descent story.



3) Deathsport – Allan Arkush, 1978.

David Carradine takes centre stage again in this rather unrelated sequel to DEATH RACE 2000. Full of stupid costumes, silly vehicles, bad dialogue, mutants and a couple of breasts this film is a treat for the so-bad-its-good fan.



4) House of Wax
– Andre De Toth, 1953.

Now we’re talking. Sod the remake. The original is everything you could ever want. Vincent Price in one of his best roles.



5) Them! – Gordon Douglas, 1954.

Quite simply one of the very best monster movies of all time. Full of giant ants, some very tense scenes and oodles and oodles of communist fear. Highly, highly recommended!

Tuesday 29 June 2010

King Tut's Tiny Todger may have been Snipped


It's not everyday that a story about a mummy's penis pops up (so to speak), especially one that's been dead for over 2,680 years! Today, as seen in the site below, King Tutankhamen's infamous curse may not have been placed upon his tomb just to keep his gold save, but also his dignity! Mr Tut suffered from the very rare Antley-Bixler syndrome; a syndrome which results in an elongated skull (as can be seen in many pictures of him) and a 'underdeveloped' wangdoodle, shall we say. Interestingly, the mummified body of Tut was missing his genitalia. What is the answer to this mystery? Was Tut's todger given the snip-snip to save him from any embarrassment?

It's not the size that counts, it's how you Anubis! (That was quite possible the worst 'joke' ever in the history of man/alien kind...EVER!)


Read this for more info

Bigfoot Sightings and Crop Circles on Google Earth

Check out the following two links below. The first one points out a whole load of Bigfoot sightings/encounters and other such things, whereas the second link demonstrates all the Crop Circles around the UK. They act as an add-on to Google Earth. How close are you to a Bigfoot or a UFO hot spot?

Bigfoot stuff on Google Earth


Crop Circles on Google Earth

Real zombie animals


Roll up, roll up for the first ever (non-introductory) post on the Circus of the Freaky blog. And what a way to kick it all off.

Whether or not you're prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse (if you're not prepared, well, good luck with that), zombies have ripped and torn it's way into pop culture like never before. With what appears to be a never-ending stream of books, games, films, music, clothes, gadgets, gizmo's, and other such zombie themed mumbo jumbo, it's undeniable proof that the zombies have taken over. Don’t get me wrong, the Freak is the biggest zombie fan you’re likely to meat. In fact, I’m currently building an army of those undead flesh-eaters from Hell, but that’s just our little secret. Got it?

So, below are three, apparently, real videos of zombie animals!

Up first we have the re-animated zombie dog's head, along with some very much alive inner organs. It's reportedly footage of a 1956 Soviet experiment by a certain Russian who goes by the name of Sergei S. Bryukhonenko, one of the most prolific characters in regard to open-heart surgery in Russia. What do you think? Real or fake? Is it really alive?




It’s a dog life. But what about cats? Who would like to see a cat running without a brain? Who wouldn’t want to see a cat running without a brain?! Here’s another macabre experiment involving a ‘dead’ moggy seemingly running on a treadmill after it had it’s brains scooped out of its skull. Pretty freaky stuff indeed. But perhaps the biggest worry is whether this proves that uncle Romero was wrong? Would destroying the brain actually (re)kill a zombie?




And finally, this one isn't of the experimental/evil-scientist-with-a-little-too-much-time-on-his-hands video. It is instead a filleted, skinned, headless zombie fish (straight from the local supermarket) flapping around on the counter. Is this one a fake? A sign of the apocalypse? Or a very odd sex toy?

What The Hell Is This Blog?!


First off...

Ladies, gentlemen, those in between and the not quite human, welcome to the Circus Of The Freaky! I'm your ringleader; The Freak (or, if you like, Kyle).


So what the hell is this blog about? Good question. Basically, this blog is for ALL things freaky, odd, strange, weird and WTF?! Every day (hopefully at least) I shall crawl out of my dungeon and post up a few stories. These will include the latest WTF news stories, old phenomena, unsolved mysteries, mind-boggling scientific breakthroughs, reviews of weird and horrific films/music/books/games. You get the jist.

So, stop picking those puss-filled boils with your extra fingers and enter the Circus of the Freaky. Make yourself at home, pull up a coffin. Igor, go put on the kettle. Our guests have arrived - we've been expecting you.

Kyle